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Crashing morning shows?!

February 19th, 2010 Rami 12 comments

Do you hear any morning radio show on your way to work? Well I do, and I usually move from one channel to another (a bad habit I know!) to check on what announcers have to say every day, other than promoting the Acai Boost and Via Ananas pills!

Anyway, something weird happened today when some person crashed the morning show on Nostalgie! I was listening to the Nostalgie girl talking when a woman apparently entered the studio and used her microphone to tell her husband she is pregnant with twins!

And it doesn’t stop here, I told a colleague about it few minutes ago and she said the same thing happened on RLL!!

Any idea what is that all about?

Update:

One of the readers claimed she heard a similar thing on Saw El-Mada. So we got 3 similar cases? I smell something fishy, especially given what Ibrahim wrote also! (Check the comments below).

Update 2:

Yara (check comments below) just sent me this voice clips she recorded by chance (for god knows why!) on Sawt el Mada’s radio station where the presenter’s housekeeper interrupts her morning show because she ran out of water. LOL, hilarious thing!

You can download it by clicking here, or listen to it online.

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Update 3:

I heard another person crashing another show!!! This one was hilarious, I was returning back home and listening to NRJ, a woman called Steve Peters and started yelling at him asking for “Abou Toni”, Steve sounded quite puzzled and kept telling her it’s a radio station! At the end she told him he’s wasting her units, so answered that she could have used the “ehkine” service!

I’m sure now it’s an organized thing, and I think I know who’s behind it… will keep you updated it was kind of a viral campaign by Alfa Telecom!

Solange Gemayel & Nayla Moawad

February 2nd, 2010 Rami 1 comment

This is hilarious! I wonder if Nadim Gemayel and Michael Moawad laughed at it too…

Victoria Beckham opening in Tarik Al-Jadida!

January 31st, 2010 Rami 6 comments

I came across this store while driving through Tarik Al-Jadida today. Apparently Victoria Beckham found it too expensive to rent a place in Downtown.

Victoria Beckham

And check the small sign on top of the door

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They have another branch for Kids wear! (Named after Victoria’s son maybe)

Wisdom on the fly

January 7th, 2010 Rami 1 comment

Trucks “distributing” wisdom in Lebanon are pretty funny, like this one I was stuck behind today.

khasis

Noah’s Ark? Seriously?

Saddam Hussein & Hassan Nasrallah at Virgin Megastore

December 25th, 2009 Rami 3 comments

I came across these 2 books at Virgin Megastore.

Le tresor de saddam

Rouge Liban objectif Hassan Nasrallah

1. “Le Trésor de Saddam:1 Les milliard de dollars au soleil!”

2. “Rouge Liban, Objectif: Hassan Nasrallah le chef du Hezbollah!”

I have no idea what the 2 books are about but it’s cool seeing the names of Saddam Hussein and Hassan Nasrallah associated with the cover photos!

P.S: I hope this post will not cause a rage in the streets soon.

Walad Manshour

October 1st, 2009 Rami No comments

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From Assafir Newspaper, September 30 2009.
Via Meiroun blog

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We left the aliens in awe!

September 23rd, 2009 Rami 1 comment

So the aliens were visiting our country and I didn’t know about it until today via Maya’s Amalgam blog! I believe they came to see what a miraculous place is it here, a country that can survive without a president for more than 5 months, and is now going without a government even! Such country is absolutely worth a visit no matter what your home planet is, and yes we’re much cooler than you!

Here’s a video for witnesses telling Nishan on LBC TV how they saw the aliens at Dbayyeh highway.

And finally, the whole thing turned out to be caused by flying Chinese lanters! Sorry to disappoint you :) . Anyway make sure to check the comments on the video above on YouTube, they’re pretty funny.

Facebook Beauty Salon?

September 13th, 2009 Rami 2 comments

Ah no, it’s FaceLook beauty salon!

Facelook beauty salon

Photo taken at Bourj Abi Haidar – Beirut.

Shou ya ashta?

September 10th, 2009 Rami 3 comments

I saw this on the front of a mini-bus 2 days ago in Tarik Al-Jadida, Beirut. I am sure the driver is “Shou ya ashta” style!

mini bus

Mr. Lebanon – Assaad!

July 17th, 2009 Rami 9 comments

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Can’t recognize the girl standing next to Mr. Lebanon Assaad? That’s Paris Hilton, and she came all the way from the USA so that she can party with him in Beirut! :D

This is the kind of news you will see on Assaad’s website Assaadology.com, in addition to a collection of videos documenting his failures adventures with the Lebanese chicks and his techniques to seduce them. The guy is seriously unbelievable, he hits on the girls in the streets and asks his best friend Elie record it on cam!

Here’s one of my favorite videos, in which he arrives to Crepaway Achrafiyyeh in a Ferrari (yes a FERRARI), and tries to get a VIP table!

Check Assaadology.com for more photos and videos from his daily life, really funny stuff.