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Park it like a douchebag

I took all of the below 4 photos at the Beirut Mall parking, and I really have not made any effort searching for these douchebags. I just parked my car and went straight to the elevator, so these were just the ones I encountered on my way!

First thing that came to my mind was this post from Body Wotwat! Seriously, بي يلي عطاكن دفتر سواقة @#$%

… and here’s a bonus photo I took earlier at ABC Achrafiyeh.

Comments

18 responses to “Park it like a douchebag”

  1. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    These people really tick me off. I was thinking of making bumper stickers that would say “Ana 7mar saffet” and keep them in my car. Heik whenever I would see one of those idiots, I would stick it to his rear bumper and he would drive around Beirut not noticing it.

  2. Rami Avatar

    @Sam
    LOL awesome idea!

  3. Fadi Avatar

    The funny/sad thing about this post is that you can go to any mall, any day of the week, and find enough “material” to make a post like this.
    While I like the idea of the bumper sticker, I think it could make sense for malls to start charging these people penalties, after all people pay for their parking spots in malls like ABC ashrafieh, why shouldn’t occupying two parking spots earn you a penalty fee ?
    But again, mall owners are spineless and would tell you this would hurt their business (I could argue that it in fact does the opposite, would take too long though 😛 )

  4. Danielle Avatar

    I don’t know what that means..but if it says..”Learn how to park IDIOT.” then you should def do it! lol..these people have gall!

  5. Gaby Avatar

    DAMN! I don’t know how these continue to roam the streets….idiots!

  6. Bilal Avatar

    I’ve been saying this for a long time, let’s buy a bunch of these stickers and start putting them on these cars!

    Stickers ==> http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com

  7. Bilal Avatar

    On a more serious note, this is one of the joys of living in Dubai, police cars constantly roam mall parking lots and even private parking lots for idiots like these and fines them…

  8. Tarek Avatar

    We really should do something… I’m in to pitching like $25 for the cause… Or make this post a regular series…

  9. Mo Avatar

    I wish this was in Dubai. You would have enjoyed the authorities action against it.

  10. bodywotwat Avatar

    @Fadi

    I was thinking about some “7ayawein on board” stickers, you know, like the yellow ones! I feel like doing a stickers raid, anyone?

  11. gingerbeirut Avatar

    Bumper stickers are definitely the best strategy. Shame people drive too fast to be able to slap Idiot Driver with a Death/Murder Wish labels on them as well, but then again, we don’t really need a sticker to identify them.

  12. Doha Avatar
    Doha

    I’ve been to this mall before..
    and you can never imagine nervous I become
    thanks for the photos…
    🙂

  13. Celine K Avatar

    You’ve got support here, these people get on our nerves every time, and not just in the malls (it takes hours to find a spot in hamra, and then someone just decides to take 2) so bumper sticker Award deserved 😀

  14. Citizen Zero Avatar
    Citizen Zero

    The stickers have to be ultra strong sticking stickers that cannot be removed without serious intervention.

    I’ll pay for the glue.

  15. […] not sure though how will system reacts when someone occupies two parking spots, should it probably be configured to display an “Asshole” sign when it detects such […]

  16. Rasha Avatar

    SPOT ON!
    I love this post…

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