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Weapon of mass distraction

Someday I will probably crash my car because of Ellina Lingerie, they keep on posting highly distracting billboards for me!

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I used to see the above billboard everytime I went to the mountains passing by Arayya, on one of the hard right turns. Last weekend I noticed they replaced it with the one below advising me to keep my eyes on the road. But what can I do if I can’t keep my eyes off you Ellina??!!!

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Seriously, it’s a weapon of mass distraction! 😛

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Cedric and Sara – The real story

Almost three weeks ago, Liliane (from lilzi.blogspot.com) blogged about this cool billboard at Antellias:

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The billboard says “Sara… Will you marry me? Cedric”. At that time, I think every girl was envying Sara and wishing to find a guy like him. And I honestly felt jealous of him!

But just today, Tarek (from beirutntsc.blogspot.com) revealed the truth! It wasn’t a real proposal, it was a pure advertisement for Sleep Comfort.

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The girls can now breath I guess, men like Cedric do NOT exist!!

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Abou il moulouk w Mazeij!

Sunday afternoons are more fun than ever now! Thanks to LBC of course, who has lately started to broadcast the horse races held at the Beirut Hippodrome.

The stars (as I recall) are Abou il moulouk, 3anid, Sa2alouneh 3leik, Miskiin, and Mazeij! And the competition reaches its peak when they all arrive to “kou3 il mathaf” or “beib il saba2”, and then suddenly Mazeij bishidd 7alo w byousal teineh!

Seriously now.. shu allah 7eiklo Khaled Moujaes y3alli2 3a heik 2osas… 😀

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Free whoper for deleting 10 Facebook friends

Here’s a funny news from cnet.com

Facebook’s developer platform has been used for a zillion marketing campaigns so far, but this one is actually dead-on hilarious.

Fast-food chain Burger King has created “Whopper Sacrifice,” a Facebook app that will give you a coupon for a free hamburger if you delete 10 people from your friends list.

Burger King has put out some interesting campaigns as of late (“Whopper Virgin,” “Subservient Chicken”), but this one piques our interest because of how gleefully it pokes fun at our social-networking obsessions. “Now is the time to put your fair-weather Web friendships to the test,” the Whopper Sacrifice site explains. “Install Whopper Sacrifice on your Facebook profile, and we’ll reward you with a free flame-broiled Whopper when you sacrifice ten of your friends.

The funniest part: The “sacrifices” show up in your activity feed. So it’ll say, for example, “Caroline sacrificed Josh Lowensohn for a free Whopper.” Unfortunately, you can’t delete your whole friends list and eat free (however unhealthily) for a week. The promotion is limited to one coupon per Facebook account.

That would be lot of fun if it was applicable in Lebanon. 😛

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Assalam party

I found this photo in the spam folder of my e-mail today. It was sent by ePublicities, a company that has been spamming us (the Lebanese) for so long now, and the subject was “Me. Roger Edde chez le Patriarche” (Me.? Ah you mean Mr.).

The e-mail itself is weird, I mean never have I received an e-mail titled “Nasrallah threatening Israel” with a summary of one of his speeches inside… Roger Edde must be really desperate for the people to know about him and is aware that he is very un-popular, so he chose to hire some company to broadcast his news. Mni7a! I wonder if some candidates for the next election will be adopting the same “strategy” to reach us.

The logo of Mr. Edde’s party is nice by the way, 7ameimeh w 2osas… but one can also read it as “Assila7”, notice how the “M” is written.

Anyway, Assalam 3ala heik party!

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Ready, set, die! For employees only.

I rarely play games, especially on Facebook. But one of my work colleagues begged me to try a game yesterday, it’s about a salary man (mitleh w mitikon!) that has to find his way to… death!

Simple and realistic, don’t you agree?

The game consists of 50 levels and as you progress the stages get trickier, there are several objects you can use to kill yourself, and in later stages the game will even break it’s own rules to surprise you.

Give it a try, I originally played it on Facebook but you later found other links to it.

Facebook link: http://apps.facebook.com/mindjolt/games/karoshi-suicide-salaryman
Alternative link: http://armorgames.com/play/2407/karoshi-suicide-salaryman

Let me know if you’re finding difficulty with tricky levels, and I’ll post a walkthrough for the game.

This post was inspired by the fact that I took a day off today for MYSELF, but spent the whole day in front of my laptop doing silly stupid tasks, that appeared out of no where, remotely for work!!!!

Do you think my boss will be reading this? I wonder…

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Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe at Bush

I wish to see this happening to Lebanese politicians, one at a time!

Update: As per MIR’s request, here is a link to the shoe throing game! Lebanon is currently the 11th country playing this game!!

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Zajal Competition

I can’t but laugh at such ads! Since when is “Ma3rad Abou Imad lil khodra” doing sponsorships?

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I received it by e-mail from Digital ITS, the company that has been spamming Lebanese e-mail addresses for so long now!

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