A 300 words summary of how did the 2010 go according to +961!

January:
2010 Started with Victoria Beckham opening a new store in Tarik El Jadida, Israel smashing out hummus records, and me getting disappointed by the new Beirut Souks.

February:
February was a bad month for Solange Gemayel and Nayla Mouawad who were caught stealing some candies, and that was also when stolichnaya dispayed a girl inside a bathtub to promote one of their products!

March:
I went to Meen’s concert at USJ, I had bonjus for the first time in 9 years (that was big!), Shankaboot was launched, and K-Lynn did their yearly ritual.

April:
Lebanese politicians played a silly football game, and we got to enjoy a successful motor show.

May:
Beirut got some playboy playmates, Rima Fakih won Miss USA pageant, and I went to Le Chef for the first time!

June:
Everybody got crazy about the world cup, and a controversial ICT law surfaced.

July:
People were still having the world cup fever,a new miss Lebanon was elected, and Octavia Nasr got fired because of a tweet!

August:
Rahaf Abdallah proved to be really dumb, some retards got into a “personal” fight in Bourj abi haidar, and we were melting in very high temperature.

September:
I got rotten meat from TSC, and we enjoyed carless streets for a few days during the hamra festival.

October:
I ranted about people who park their cars like douchebags, I accused Bank audi of planning to replace Ahwet El Ezez by a new branch, but then I apologized because it turned out to be wrong.

November:
Super night clubs started mass mailing us, we got speeding radars working in the country, and some iPhone applications violating our privacy!

December:
I found out we had Arz missiles back in the 50’s and 60’s, and Ahwet El Ezez announced it will be shutting down by the end of the month.

I wish you and your loved ones a happy and prosperous new year! 🙂