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  • Israel is Searching for a Porn Star to Topple Mia Khalifa

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    How one earth can anyone believe something such as this post’s title?!

    The Israeli Daily, a satire news site, published this article on how the Israeli Minister of Economy is now concerned about Mia Khalifa being ranked number one on Porn Hub and wants to find an Israeli star to outshine Mia.

    Speaking to The Israeli Daily a spokesman for Bennett’s office stated, “having seen this travesty the minister is well aware of the economic damage that could be caused by people thinking that the hottest chicks come from Lebanon. Everybody knows the sweetest bodies in the Levant are to be found in Israel and that Tel Aviv is party central here in the region,” he continued.

    In order to reinforce this message the minister is launching a search for an Israeli star to rival Khalifa. “We are looking for a young professional who can outdo this poor Lebanese imitation,” the spokesman stated. “Ideally they will be in the IDF because chicks with guns are always hot. They should also be extremely flexible and have an all over tan,” he added. Source

    Unsurprisingly, several Lebanese news sites took the whole thing seriously and started copying the article!

    Talk about professional journalism!

  • Sex sells. But here’s how not to do it!

    Sex sells, it’s undisputed, it can even get you tons of traffic sometimes. But the way Lebanese-forces.com did it today on Facebook is definitely just plain stupid.

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    Is that a screenshot from some porn movie or what?!

    via @ghazayel

  • New virus targeting Lebanese internet users

    Apparently there’s some new virus targeting Lebanese porn surfers that displays a fake warning once you visit some x-rated website, claiming you have violated the law and requires that you pay a fine of 200,000 L.L to the ministry of interior via cashU or face 8 months to 1 year in prison.

    So if you ever get that fake message, just keep calm and carry on browsing! (But consider maybe updating your antivirus once you’re done).

    On a side note, the reporter needs to take a chill pill towards porn websites.

  • Lebanon Internet Porn Habits

    According to Porn MD, below are the top 10 most common terms that we, the Lebanese, have searched for on porn sites over a 6 month period.

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    You can check what the world is searching for here.