Park it like a douchebag

I took all of the below 4 photos at the Beirut Mall parking, and I really have not made any effort searching for these douchebags. I just parked my car and went straight to the elevator, so these were just the ones I encountered on my way!

First thing that came to my mind was this post from Body Wotwat! Seriously, بي يلي عطاكن دفتر سواقة @#$%

… and here’s a bonus photo I took earlier at ABC Achrafiyeh.

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18 Responses to Park it like a douchebag

  1. Sam October 12, 2010 at 12:08 pm #

    These people really tick me off. I was thinking of making bumper stickers that would say “Ana 7mar saffet” and keep them in my car. Heik whenever I would see one of those idiots, I would stick it to his rear bumper and he would drive around Beirut not noticing it.

  2. Rami October 12, 2010 at 12:08 pm #

    @Sam
    LOL awesome idea!

  3. Fadi October 12, 2010 at 12:25 pm #

    The funny/sad thing about this post is that you can go to any mall, any day of the week, and find enough “material” to make a post like this.
    While I like the idea of the bumper sticker, I think it could make sense for malls to start charging these people penalties, after all people pay for their parking spots in malls like ABC ashrafieh, why shouldn’t occupying two parking spots earn you a penalty fee ?
    But again, mall owners are spineless and would tell you this would hurt their business (I could argue that it in fact does the opposite, would take too long though :P )

  4. Danielle October 12, 2010 at 12:27 pm #

    I don’t know what that means..but if it says..”Learn how to park IDIOT.” then you should def do it! lol..these people have gall!

  5. Gaby October 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm #

    DAMN! I don’t know how these continue to roam the streets….idiots!

  6. Bilal October 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm #

    I’ve been saying this for a long time, let’s buy a bunch of these stickers and start putting them on these cars!

    Stickers ==> http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com

  7. Bilal October 12, 2010 at 12:32 pm #

    On a more serious note, this is one of the joys of living in Dubai, police cars constantly roam mall parking lots and even private parking lots for idiots like these and fines them…

  8. Tarek October 12, 2010 at 12:42 pm #

    We really should do something… I’m in to pitching like $25 for the cause… Or make this post a regular series…

  9. Mo October 12, 2010 at 12:55 pm #

    I wish this was in Dubai. You would have enjoyed the authorities action against it.

  10. bodywotwat October 12, 2010 at 2:22 pm #

    @Fadi

    I was thinking about some “7ayawein on board” stickers, you know, like the yellow ones! I feel like doing a stickers raid, anyone?

  11. gingerbeirut October 12, 2010 at 3:17 pm #

    Bumper stickers are definitely the best strategy. Shame people drive too fast to be able to slap Idiot Driver with a Death/Murder Wish labels on them as well, but then again, we don’t really need a sticker to identify them.

  12. Doha October 12, 2010 at 3:21 pm #

    I’ve been to this mall before..
    and you can never imagine nervous I become
    thanks for the photos…
    :)

  13. Celine K October 12, 2010 at 4:36 pm #

    You’ve got support here, these people get on our nerves every time, and not just in the malls (it takes hours to find a spot in hamra, and then someone just decides to take 2) so bumper sticker Award deserved :D

  14. Citizen Zero October 12, 2010 at 6:50 pm #

    The stickers have to be ultra strong sticking stickers that cannot be removed without serious intervention.

    I’ll pay for the glue.

  15. Armigatus October 12, 2010 at 9:37 pm #

    @Bilal
    Count me in :)

  16. Rasha December 28, 2010 at 12:19 pm #

    SPOT ON!
    I love this post…

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