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Category: What the fuck!

  • Bull invades a supermarket in Dora

    This bull escaped from Bouj Hammoud’s slaughterhouse and invaded a supermarket located in a gas station in Dora before getting stuck at the service area and die inside the pit!

    It’s good no one got injured… I really wouldn’t like to be in the shoes of those who were inside the supermarket at that time!

  • What goes in Cinema Salwa

    Mr. Maalouf either thinks we REALLY have no idea about the things that happen in theaters such as Cinema Salwa and therefore felt like documenting it for us on video, or actually have nothing else to talk about!

    Amazing job, that’s basically like going to Maameltein to check if any prostitution is going around and film it.

  • Lebanese cleverness ( حربقة )

    No wonder everybody despise minivan and bus drivers! This one definitely earns the asshole of the day” title.

    via Cheyef 7alak

  • Photo of the day

    A Lebanese soldier runs after a man who has stolen his rifle at a street that divides the Sunni and Alawite neighbourhoods in Tripoli. Source

    What a shame! This scumbag deserves to be chased by a tank that runs over his body a thousand time!

    Thank you @jeanassy

  • This is just sad

    I just watched the most aweful thing about the clashes taking place in Tripoli right now, child fighters. The below video from LBC shows a 12 years old kid holding an AK-47 and admitting he’s participating in the fights to “protect” his neighborhood. Disguting!

    One of the kids told LBCI that he is fighting to defend his region, adding that he knows how to use a weapon and shoot. The kid said that he will not go to school tomorrow unless things get back to normal in Tripoli.

     

  • Please tell me this is a joke

    Some Lebanese chick who’s half silicon half human is doing her own reality show on YouTube using a point and shoot camera, and the result is a complete disaster so far. I can’t believe she could be serious about it!

  • Kassis Electric ad fail

    Kassis Electric is offering to teach you for free how to spy on your spouse through their mobile phone when you buy them an iPhone 4 as a gift from the store!

    That’s what their ad in Al-Waseet says, check the below snapshot.

    So be careful next time you get a gift from Kassis Eelectric!

  • Reaction to the smoking ban at ABC

    You most probably know that ABC Achrafieh became a smoke free mall as of the 1st of March. Check how some people are reacting to this ban.

    Some of them are simply putting off their cigarettes on the no-smoking sign. Gotta love how classy these people are!

    Photo via @maroun_baydoun

  • Ethiopian maid beaten in the street

    This video was published by LBC and shows barbarism at its best. For some unknown reason, a man was publicly beating an Ethiopian maid reportedly in front of the Ethiopian embassy before forcing her to get into his car and take her back home.

    It was however possible to take note of his car plate number, and he was later identified as “Mahmoud Zhairani”. Now sure how accurate is this information, but if you know the guy and turns up to be the same one showing in the video, make sure to slap him, with a baseball bat, a thousand time.

    Update:

    LBC just tweeted that the man was identified as Ali Mahfouz.

  • Tons of rotten meat confiscated in Beirut

    Al Jadeed news reported last night that around 40 tons of rotten meat was confiscated from “Al-Natrour” warehouse in Sabra yesterday ( Watch the video above for more details).

    What’s more surprising than traders dealing with such big quantities of expired goods is the fact that the mentioned warehouse used to supply very famous hotels and restaurants in Beirut with meat! I’m really curious to the know the list of these places that dealt with Al-Natour.