The only positive thing about the political scene in Lebanon is that you get endless opportunities to make jokes about it! Check out this hilarious “special edition” Monopoly board created by Karl reMarks involving burning tires, bombing cars, taking over the ministry of energy and even closing down the parliament! You can download a high resolution copy of the board by clicking here.
Spotted in Hamra.
Looks like he’s pretty good at what he does!
Believe it or not, Angelina Jolie is actually a CIA agent disguised a UNHCR goodwill ambassador! That’s what actually Al-Mourabitoun, which is headed by Mustafa Hamdan, think. And if you don’t believe it you can check this piece of news!
Apparently Al-Mourabitoun have only known Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft!
Notice “Wakes Up” next to his phone number, I’m pretty sure he means WhatsApp!
Don’t you love hackers with a sense of humor? Someone hacked OTV‘s website a couple of days ago and left the below message referring to Gibran Bassil being responsible for the electricity shortage in the country.
via Abir Ghattas
Joking aside, Kibbeh Nayyeh is probably the best Lebanese food selection, and is best made at the southern villages of Lebanon.
LYRICS:
I went downstairs to the fridge
looking for some kind of dish
maybe kabob or some riz
but you were in my waySo that is when I tried
to reach to the other side
to maybe get spinach pie
but you were in my wayMeat overflowing
ripped leaf mint was showing
olive oil a-flowing
I like where this is goingHey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but I want to eat you
kibbeh nayehHey, I just met you
but you look tasty
I’m gonna eat you
kibbeh nayehI don’t know how long it’s been
that you’ve been there in the fridge
I do not want to get sick
cuz you were in my wayBecause you’re raw and not fried
don’t want to get E coli
because then I would have to die
cuz you were in my wayMeat overflowing
ripped leaf mint was showing
olive oil a-flowing
Appetite is growing[CHORUS]
Before you came into my life, I wasn’t so fat
I wasn’t so fat. I wasn’t so so fat
Before you came into my life, I wore the small pants
and you should know that I’m getting so so fat.
Reminds me of the Lahme song
Missed call me, I call you
Message me, I reply to you
Chat with me, I answer you
via Rudy Chidiac
